I'm going to display my lack of general knowledge here and put it out there: what's a rotor? I ask this with a keen interest in the answer because, you see, I need four of them.
For some time now my car, Guano, the Silver Stallion, has been driving a bit funny (as those of us with a lack of general knowledge put it). He's feeling a bit tired, poor dear, and the brakes are a bit squeaky, and everything kind of crunches. So I thought, this isn't good. And I took him to the car doctor.
As it turns out, now I rather wish I hadn't. You see, the nice mechanic explained to me that what my car needs is four new rotors. At a cost of at least $225. Each. Awesome.
My car has basically guzzled my money since I got it, whether in the form of petrol, insurance, repairs, or depreciating value. And now this. Bless his little socks. (Cars don't have socks).
But I guess there's nothing for it but to suck it up and bemoan the fact that it's $900 I won't be putting on the debt. I'll be putting it on Guano, the moneysucking sucker instead.
For some time now my car, Guano, the Silver Stallion, has been driving a bit funny (as those of us with a lack of general knowledge put it). He's feeling a bit tired, poor dear, and the brakes are a bit squeaky, and everything kind of crunches. So I thought, this isn't good. And I took him to the car doctor.
As it turns out, now I rather wish I hadn't. You see, the nice mechanic explained to me that what my car needs is four new rotors. At a cost of at least $225. Each. Awesome.
My car has basically guzzled my money since I got it, whether in the form of petrol, insurance, repairs, or depreciating value. And now this. Bless his little socks. (Cars don't have socks).
But I guess there's nothing for it but to suck it up and bemoan the fact that it's $900 I won't be putting on the debt. I'll be putting it on Guano, the moneysucking sucker instead.
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